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Condiments according to Isaac September 6, 2012

Filed under: Kids say the funniest things — Erynn Sprouse @ 10:04 am
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How to get ketchup according to Isaac… Take a tomato (1), pull it off of the tomato tree and put it into a big pot. When it’s done cooking, get a giant bottle and put the cooked tomato in. Put the freshly-made ketchup into the ketchup man’s truck. He’ll bring it to your house if he thinks you might like some.

This BBQ sauce was given to Daddy by a nice pirate. You can tell because there’s a picture of a pirate ship on it. Oh, and pirate ships only sail on stormy or cloudy days… just FYI.

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Mustard goes on everything. Salsa also goes on everything. Yes, sometimes they go on everything… together.

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Mustard and salsa are delicious because they’re “ficy” (spicy). Hearing that something is “ficy” usually results in a brief speech therapy session…

Me: Not “ficy,” honey. Say “sssss-pppp”
Isaac: sssss-pppp
Me: Good! Do it again.
Isaac: sssss-pppp
Me: Great job! *high five* One more time.
Isaac: sssss-pppp
Me: Wonderful, Buddy. Now try this: “sssss-pppp… ice”
Isaac: sssss-pppp… ice
Me: Good. Can you do it again?
Isaac: sssss-pppp… ice
Me: Great! Try “sssss-pppp-ice-ee”
Isaac: sssss-pppp… Ficy

Doesn’t that look say it all? (and why are all the best pictures fuzzy?)

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